(Source: pivotalwolf)

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

(Source: trait)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(Source: khl0ekardashian)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(Source: orangeskins)

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her

(Source: waitrose)

hobolunchbox:

No eye contact.

hobolunchbox:

No eye contact.