the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

(Source: thesenseof-dance)

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arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(Source: profiting)

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free